PicPressor

So, you’re stranded in Edgeland?

Help, my ISP hates customers.
Please turn off all those images.

AdPressor

Don’t want to get annoyed by ads?

I came here to read.
Not to be annoyed and infected.

ChromePressor

Leave me alone, Google!

No, asking every f•••••• time doesn't help.
I don't want to use your ugly Chrome.